| Like | In primary school, when you broke your pencil just to have the banter with your best friend at the Bosca Bruscair! |
| Like | Most girls have a cute laugh.. then there's me... |
| I know how to solve this Joseph Kony problem.
Two words.
Demba Ba. |
| Like | Dear every1 dat h8s 1st yrs.... yee r all ugly tramps i dnt even noy u h8 us bcos u were a 1st yr once so shut ur piehole!&u call us innocent wen we laff at tings arent funny u call us hores wen we shift ppl! u call us ugly wen act most of us r not you call us cocky when we say dat u call us cocky wen we say dat! u call us sluts wen we wear low tops & skirts! face it you always have sumtin 2 say abt us & tbh you do all dat stuff 2 so the real reason ur always complaining is "JEALOUSY"......... |
| Like | Normal person flirting: Hey sexy
Me flirting: If you were a carrot.....you'd be a good carrot. |
| Like | there's always two bestfriends.. the one with the tits.. and the other wit the arse;) |
| Like | Going from being the shy and innocent person in the group to being the raging alcoholic who likes getting the shift. |
| Like | most girls have a nice, cute laugh and then there's me like AGAHAHAHAGGGSHAKS HAAA HA |
| Like | that cunt that gave you a nickname and all off a sudden your real name doesnt exist anymore |
| Like | Most girls have ass and boobs...Im just here with my penis :/ |
| Like | Forgetting that before junior night theres actually the junior cert.... |
| Like | most students sneak their phone out in the middle of class. but i sneak food. |
| Like | Irishness is...
That mini heartattack you get if you go out and forget to turn off the immersion
You're not drinking?Are you on antibiotics?
Wallpaper on your school books
Being Grand!
Boil everything in a huge pot for 3 hours
Paschal Sheehey RTE news
Being absolutely terrified of a wooden spoon
Learning a language for 12 years and not being fluent
Going mental at concerts because famous people rarely come over
Flat 7UP heals all illnesses
Calling Joe Duffy instead of the Guards
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| Like | cant wait for senior infants to be over :( cant stand all the bitchin. |
| Like | Not studying for exams because your too busy chasing after the cows that broke out |
| Like | analysing the situation after a night out and realising there's no way to get your dignity back. |
| Like | your not bestfriends until you've seen eachothers tits |
| Like | You know she's playing hard to get when you're chasing her down an alley.... |
| Like | Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungai |
| Like | everyone else is in relationships but then there just me wondering what i'll eat next.. |
| Like | Call me. Fuck this "maybe" shit. |
| Like | Wow.. First year's almost gone :')
A year full of fun, fights, tears and smiles. Wouldn't change a bit of it. (Well.. I might've done more homework) only 1 more week left now, and a week of exams. That's crazy shit. It went by so fast:) Thanks to everyone who made it an amazing year to remember.. x |
| Like | I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class. |
| Like | Having to repeat junior infants cause you failed the end of the year play dough exam |
| Like | RULE NO.2 of the sleepover club: always get your tits out for the lads |
| Like | There is always them too girls in your class who laugh at nothing! |
| Like |
she's like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches her, but nobody really want her. |
| Like | hitting someone then running away screaming IMMM SORRRYYYYY |
| Like | my girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with Africa. Uganda be kidding me , Kenya believe it ? well its Ghana be a messy break up. |
| Like | September: 600 points easily, put the head down be grand.
Christmas: ah in fairness 600 was very ambitious, 540 is probably more of my league.
After Mocks: shit. Slight overestimation. The mocks only test ya shur...450 be grand, don't want med anymore anyway.
April: Points have to go down this year for sure...300 be fine.
May: i'll literally be happy with 10. |
| Like | Being the best drinker on the planet, until ya get two cans in ya |
| Like | who's the nicest guy in the hospital?
The Ultrasound guy. |
| Like | hey, ive exams soon,
and this is crazy,
but i cant study,
cause im too lazy |
| Like | Oh your wearing shorts? I Thought it was just a hairband around your ass. |
| Like | Primary School
Can I use your rubber?
Yeah, but just don't use this side, I'm trying to keep it clean.
Ok I won't |
| Like | Losing all respect for someone cause you found out what they're really like |
